Field
Of Reams
Reynard_T_Fox: "Oh MAN, I could sure go for a nice tall glass of urine right now! Properly filtered, of course." "Of course, Kevin." |
E_B_A: "Say no to drugs kiddies! And don't drink and drive! And ask if she's 18, too! And those CERTAINLY weren't MY fingerprints! Uh..." |
Occupant: I believe I've spotted Costner's other pair of socks! |
HanoverF: "C'mon, say it!" *sigh* "Kevin, I'm your father." "No do it the creepy way! C'mon, don't make me call Ted Turner!" |
JediClone: "Do me a favor: Say "Prepare my Shuttle" "Why?" "Come on!" "Why?" "Just do it!" "Why?"Lucas tried this for 3 months before going with the crappy scab voiceover. |
Artanas: "Ah, mister Hammill. Good actor. Especially after I grabbed him by the testes and made him sing Volare" "Some story James" "Then there was Fisher..." |
Hippie: Aaah. Pauly Shore was the only one loyal enough to show up to the latest Rock N Jock softball game. |
JohnSteed: And then Kevin became "Doing unspeakable things with Horses" |
Reynard_T_Fox: "Cry, the un-beloved Costner. Cry for this ego-maniac who passed his prime six years ago. Cry for his bank account-" "Okay, that's enough." |
E_B_A: "Look at that arc! That beautiful arc! The crowd goes wild!" It's been a strange world since the players started taking their drug tests in front of the crowd. |
Occupant: I knew Kevin Costner when he was still an actor. That was nigh onto twelve movies back. |
HanoverF: "Hello, I'd like to tell you about a very special psychic dead baseball player phoneline, but Be Warned, they are former ballplayers, so they get a little 'blue' |
JediClone: "Mother Abigail? It's me your son!" "Go away sinner!" "Don't start that Carrie shit with me again Mother! You know what happened last time" |
Artanas: Ack! "Goodevening. Have you accepted Anthony Perkins as you lord and savior?" Ah...uh... "Blood!!" Eeeek! |
JohnSteed: He has amazing hypno-sox! We finally found the one science fictionish thing in this movie! Must be why SFC showed this movie.... either that or LOTS of weed! |
Reynard_T_Fox: "It's a lovely night here at the ballpark. The people are-hey look, it's O.J. Simpson!" "Huh?" "So, O.J., found the real killers yet?" "What?" |
HanoverF: A withered old Rudy Guiliani sits in a nameless bar, wishing he could shove dollar bills in a naked dancer's G-String... |
E_B_A: Parking in the Amplerectum is for employees only. |