Friday The 32nd:The Heebee Jeebeez

MirandaRamsey:
It's rainin' chunks, hallelujah, it's raining chunks... 

HanoverF:
"I forgot my cup! Gu-haw!" "That's nice Mr. Danza, take one for the team!" 

MirandaRamsey:
"We were family! Then we got all murdered by me! Then we went on Unsolved TV!"

Occupant:
I don't care if you ARE The Amazing Asso, stop pulling tennis balls out of my sister's cleavage! 

SunSinner:
That's a good idea, Gramps...it's best to take a breather whilst reading Fanny Hill...don't want you to overheat, now do we?

Occupant:
You know your bare chest does nothing for me, Robey . . . now if you were Dean Cain . . . 

JediClone:
... and thus it was that Noah threw a Dove Bar out from the Ark. It melted in the water, and poisoned the Olive Tree. Noah said "fuck it" and shot himself. 

Occupant:
Pathetique 

kilroy105:
"We secretly replaced this car wash with a trash compactor. Let's get a look at the driver's expression as the walls begin to close in, shall we?" 

Reynard_T_Fox:
"HA HA! Say it again, Mr. Denver!" "<sighh> I got the coconuts, Skipper." "HA HA HA HA!!!"

Occupant:
"VROOM!" "What's with the bucket on your head, dad?" "I'm Richard Petty!" "No more NyQuil for you." "VROOM!"

HanoverF:
"Someone stole my fishing lures!" "Quiet dad." "How am I supposed to catch Mr. Lippet without them?!" "Give it a rest." "You stole them off my hat, did'nt you!" 

Mr13:
"Dad I think its time you went to a nursing home." "BUT ITS A JUNGLE OUT THERE!" "Dad lay down" "Ive Got To Tranq, Tag and release a wino back into the wild!!" 

Artanas:
Look at me when I'm talking to you. You've been 'assing' those baboons again, haven't you Bobby? 

Mr13:
Out of all the heads on the pikes,hers was the perkiest. I looked at my bracelet and thought "What would satan do" so I threw a potato

Reynard_T_Fox:
*BOOM* "I'm Siegfried!" "Unt I'm Roy! Uh, where the hell are we?" 

Mr13:
Kicked out of school for masturbating, I looked down at my bracelet and thought "What Would Satan Do?" So I locked the gym doors and set fire to the place. 

clover:
...and with this coin brothers, shall I go forth and bed the finest whore in town.

Meldrick:
.oO(Must avoid gaze of doom....why did I ever buy one of Rosemary's kitties?)

SunSinner:
Shh...we are about to see an Ambidextrous Master perform his great act...those in the first three rows are advised that they may get wet. 

bosko:
I hate it when Skeletor takes his time at the ATM 

HanoverF:
Stag Party Day 1205 Christopher Walken hears voices, and amazingly enough, after he releases a urine storm, they do come. 

Occupant:
Tina revealed her otherworldly origin accidentally by asking the teacher if she could leave the room to do number four. 

Pazuzu:
...and that's why you don't feed an uncooked Nathan's hotdog to Steven Tyler