![]() MirandaRamsey: It's rainin' chunks, hallelujah, it's raining chunks... |
![]() HanoverF: "I forgot my cup! Gu-haw!" "That's nice Mr. Danza, take one for the team!" |
![]() MirandaRamsey: "We were family! Then we got all murdered by me! Then we went on Unsolved TV!" |
![]() Occupant: I don't care if you ARE The Amazing Asso, stop pulling tennis balls out of my sister's cleavage! |
![]() SunSinner: That's a good idea, Gramps...it's best to take a breather whilst reading Fanny Hill...don't want you to overheat, now do we? |
![]() Occupant: You know your bare chest does nothing for me, Robey . . . now if you were Dean Cain . . . |
![]() JediClone: ... and thus it was that Noah threw a Dove Bar out from the Ark. It melted in the water, and poisoned the Olive Tree. Noah said "fuck it" and shot himself. |
![]() Occupant: Pathetique |
![]() kilroy105: "We secretly replaced this car wash with a trash compactor. Let's get a look at the driver's expression as the walls begin to close in, shall we?" |
![]() Reynard_T_Fox: "HA HA! Say it again, Mr. Denver!" "<sighh> I got the coconuts, Skipper." "HA HA HA HA!!!" |
![]() Occupant: "VROOM!" "What's with the bucket on your head, dad?" "I'm Richard Petty!" "No more NyQuil for you." "VROOM!" |
![]() HanoverF: "Someone stole my fishing lures!" "Quiet dad." "How am I supposed to catch Mr. Lippet without them?!" "Give it a rest." "You stole them off my hat, did'nt you!" |
![]() Mr13: "Dad I think its time you went to a nursing home." "BUT ITS A JUNGLE OUT THERE!" "Dad lay down" "Ive Got To Tranq, Tag and release a wino back into the wild!!" |
![]() Artanas: Look at me when I'm talking to you. You've been 'assing' those baboons again, haven't you Bobby? |
![]() Mr13: Out of all the heads on the pikes,hers was the perkiest. I looked at my bracelet and thought "What would satan do" so I threw a potato |
![]() Reynard_T_Fox: *BOOM* "I'm Siegfried!" "Unt I'm Roy! Uh, where the hell are we?" |
![]() Mr13: Kicked out of school for masturbating, I looked down at my bracelet and thought "What Would Satan Do?" So I locked the gym doors and set fire to the place. |
![]() clover: ...and with this coin brothers, shall I go forth and bed the finest whore in town. |
![]() Meldrick: .oO(Must avoid gaze of doom....why did I ever buy one of Rosemary's kitties?) |
![]() SunSinner: Shh...we are about to see an Ambidextrous Master perform his great act...those in the first three rows are advised that they may get wet. |
![]() bosko: I hate it when Skeletor takes his time at the ATM |
![]() HanoverF: Stag Party Day 1205 Christopher Walken hears voices, and amazingly enough, after he releases a urine storm, they do come. |
![]() Occupant: Tina revealed her otherworldly origin accidentally by asking the teacher if she could leave the room to do number four. |
![]() Pazuzu: ...and that's why you don't feed an uncooked Nathan's hotdog to Steven Tyler |