It Came All Over The Place II

Hippie:
I shouldn't have ordered this background for my new checks. 

BuckFifty:
Before starting her 'moving carriage', Margot would offer a simple prayer to the Bubble Gods, asking for clean combustion and a smooth ride.

Artanas:
"Oh, look at the yaks mating Fred. You used to love me like that"

MirandaRamsey:
Dern blammit, enough about your hands already, Jewel.

saraphin:
"We pick up the story at the palatial home of Ed Gein..." 

Occupant:
Okay, you stand in front of the camera and get naked. And remember, it's for the internet. 

clover:
Desert tours:"...and to your right, Moses." 

JediClone:
Easily Distracted Governor: "These alien spores pose a threat to humanity Mr Ventura" "I'll ask the army to- Hey! The new WWF album! Sweet!"

Vendebar:
"Dad, check out all of these nuke components they're giving away over at the Air Base!"

keogh:
Voyager's A/C goes on the fritz in an uninspired episode. How does that differ from other episodes? We'll get back to you. 

HanoverF:
Dried Brandoplasm makes a festive cobweb display, just remember to keep small children away from it. 

Hippie:
The popular children's book movie tie-in, "Where's Private Ryan?"

E_B_A:
"we've braved this much of the Amplecleavage! We cannot turn back now!" 

Artanas:
*But how do they get so much Ample in one block of Amplethighchewies? Momentum kiddies! 

Reynard_T_Fox:
Warning: Do not taunt the Amplecyst... 

HanoverF:
Bill had hardly made it to the Amplepubichair when the smell forced him to turn back... 

BuckFifty:
.oO{Oh yeah, very smooth ride...*GASP* Oh yeah.... Oh! That's the gear shift. Oops. *giggle*} 

MirandaRamsey:
Head wiggle waggle: "I am sew sick of naver finding the right guy, or whatAVER. Is it because I'm shallow or whatAVER?"

HanoverF:
It's times like these that Don Lapre wishes he had breasts.

Artanas:
"Hi, I'm Bobby! I keep all of my ho's in check with my new Chase Manhattan Visa card. Ain't easy be me man"

Hippie:
Once again, ladies, remember to keep your fingernails short so you won't become a victim like Betty here, dragged for five miles once she was caught in the door