JediClone: Never fear!It is I,FunHouseMirrorMan!Watch as my body slinks into malformed poses,Each stranger than the last!Evildoers are grossed out and flee before me!Away! |
MrTim: "Hang on! Don't shrink the words out of existence, I'm still trying to read them!" |
keogh: "Oh, my stars and garters! Richard! They used the word 'nertz' in Ladies' Home Journal -- twice!" |
Occupant: "But Bill, it was just a Scrabble game." "No, it's my whole life!" "You'll get that triple word score next time." "Leave me, woman! I need to plan!" |
MirandaRamsey: Miranda once knew shame. |
AntiEBA: "Bad Timmy! One hour in the duct tape for you!" |
Artanas: Good old Reginald, always a Hitchcock sucker... |
tunk: * SQUINTING* ...the hell does that say? The Panty Bone? |
HanoverF: If more people acted like Robin Williams... "Oh-ho, Mr Happy likes it when you bend over like that, Bad Mr. Happy, Down boy! yipe-yipe-yipe." |
MrTim: o/` This is the story of Doctor Heckel and Mister Jive./ They are a person who feels good to be alive! o/` |
keogh: "Oh, I assure you, the breadth of my stomach dwarfs the protrusion of your breasts, Mary. May I touch them?" "No." "Damn! Thought she'd buy it." |
Occupant: The last place Jimmy Olsen expected to meet Mr. Kent was in his favorite gay bar, but . . . |
AntiEBA: Amplezits! Fresh and creamy! Feeds thousands! |
Artanas: Ampleanallarvae, a new hatchling from Ampleklein. Available at bigger stores everywhere |
HanoverF: "Do I have to eat the Amplepudding, Art?" "Just do it Grandma, want your pills don't you?" "Rot in hell. *slurp* Gah!" "Who's in hell now? huh?" |
Artanas: Ampleanalexcreations, it's not just for breakfast anymore |
HanoverF: *"And if you look out on the left side of the starship, you'll see an Ampleanalsecretion passing..... Now."* |
JediClone: Damn. The amplefritters have gone bad again. Oh well... |