The Stand: Part 1
Magically Delicious

keogh:
"Mr. Mulder, there is no conspiracy. I can't see where..." "And the suit?" "Uhh, fashion statement. I'm gay. Yes. I'm queer, no aliens. All clear?"
Tumbler:
"Will you play the bongo with my butt now, Howard?" 
Balderdash:
"Hello?...ello ...lo... Can anyone hear me... ar me... me... I'm all out of toilet paper... aper... per..."

Reynard_T_Fox:
"Uno dos tres quatro cinco cinco seis" 
Angel_Noir:
The old lady had taken the last carrot. Suzy was at a loss. She gazed at her bracelet and thought "What would Satan do?". The bitch must die. 
bosko:
Jim Carrey in Rage: Carrie 3 Looks can be stupid 

Artanas:
"Look, up in the sky! It's Rudy Guiliani! And he's fully clothed!" *OOOOOO* 
Meldrick:
And June 22, and June 23, 24, 25, etc.
clover:
Just another day with Joey Buttafucco: "I don't care if you are the Boy in the Bubble...get your freaking paws off me, capesh?"

Occupant:
On the off chance that someone says Beetlejuice three times, Michael Keaton is ready! 
notorious:
Imbecile Inside 
tadpole:
Bill had no clue what he was getting himself into, when, on a dare, he entered that 'wet t-shirt, gun toting, stair climbing contest'...

animebabe:
"So why are you in quarantine??" "Tent caterpillars" "Allergic?" "Nope, have 'em" 
keogh:
"Freddy, this thing was in my ass. What do you think that means?"
Tumbler:
"I picture her as she was back in High School ... how about you?" - "Mmmm ... mmm hmmm."

Balderdash:
.oO(Wait a minute. I thought I was on the outside. Or am I on the inside? Damn, I'm confused. I need to sit down)
bosko:
well sonny sex is no big deal...in my day i sleep with 5 men. Today that would be 50 
Occupant:
I suspect Jon Waters REALLY wants us to watch "Pecker". 

clover:
*sniff* I can't believe you forgot all about...'Pumpkin Head' Artanas...*sob*
Artanas:
"So, how'd ya get the name Rawhead Rob anyways fella?"
notorious:
We now return to Celebrity Snipe Hunt... 

animebabe:
Mort: Scorpio. Likes: bald women and booze. Dislikes: back hair and wussy sissy boys. Dial 3 for Mort 
Tumbler:
"What the Hell is Struthers up to now?" - "I dunno .. but she said they'd look right for the part in about 4 months."
Artanas:
Gather 'round kiddies, it's time for yet another edition of Klaus Kinski: Meat Puppet!

keogh:
"And as night falls over Eastern keoghland..." "That's Central." "...Central keoghland, the fishermen..." "Miners." "...return from the mines..." "Salt flats." 
keogh:
"keoghland's major crop is turnips..." "Beets." "These beets are organically..." "Hydroponically." "...grown, for export to...Guinea?" "Guinea." "Guinea." 
keogh:
"And now a few words from our minister of travel." "Greetings! Welcome to the keoghland welcome center..." "Gift Shop." "T-shirts?" "Mugs." "Mugs are available."