The Stand: Part 3
Twoless In Seattle

HanoverF:
"Was this centerpiece really necessary Art?" "Don't you like the AmpleGonads rendered in Duck Liver Pate?" "Gah!"
Artanas:
C'mon Han, you haven't touched your Amplepubicsurprise! "You're a sick bastard Art" Maybe some Amplebrowniecrustys? "Gah!"
HanoverF:
"Amplecornmuffins?" "No!" "AmpleApplepie?" "No!" "Ampleshortcake?" "No!" "Amplefudgesunday?" "NO!" "Amplestickybuns?" "GOD NO!" 

Occupant:
"Is that the Goodyear Blimp?" "No, I think it's Amplewoman parasailing" "RUN!!!!!"
Reynard_T_Fox:
If they don't have Amplewort, I'm not interested...
JediClone:
"God is great God is good-""As if! Mother Abigail was all 'god this' and 'god that'.Look where it got her.SHE'S DEAD!" "Oh.... Allah is great, Allah is good..."

Mr13:
"Mayhap it is mayhap it ain't "CUT!" "..oops, sorry, only two blacks in the whole show and I got confused." 
clover:
Another victim of reality: "What the f**k?! Twelve bucks for some popcorn and a soda?"
TGoodchild:
Easily Distracted Preacher: "We are gathered here today to witness... hey, is that cheesecake?" 

Vendebar:
Dark Side of the Moon 1999....you've heard the soundtrack, now enjoy the pitted windshield. 
vendo:
"I guess I was just "Too Swayze" for my own good"
Mr13:
"Hi folks, David Koresh here. The bible was wrong, in Armageddon the moon will turn as blue as Elvis' suede shoes..back to your program."

Artanas:
"Please pass the condom mints" "Grampa!" "Don't you look at me like that, grampa's gotta vent!" *sigh* 
Reynard_T_Fox:
"I pledge allegiance to the M-O-O-N, of the United States of M-O-O-N. And to the M-O-O-N..." 
Occupant:
M-O-O . . . um . . . LINE!

HanoverF:
"Ok, now just the ladies o/` Sweet land- No, the Real ladies, Rob!"
clover:
Can you tell which character didn't use Polygrip?
Reynard_T_Fox:
*offscreen* "Isn't Arkansas lovely, honey? Look, there's one of the local mountain people! Hello there!" 

JediClone:
The Breakfast Club Reunion: "Judd, humping my leg was cute when we were kids, but if you don't stop *right now*..." 
Artanas:
"....bud...." 
Occupant:
"Take me, Dracula!" "Steve." "Whatever!"

Artanas:
"GeeeEEEttttt ouuuuUUUtttt..." "Say, that sounds familiar?" "WeeeEE've neeeeVVVer meeeEEt" "Carleton Sheets?!" "Damn, hi gang" "ACK!" 
HanoverF:
WeenieMan Unbound! "I've had quite enough of your hydraulic jumping and la cucaracha horn, thank you very much!" 
Occupant:
Do you have enough pizza for everyone, Mister Spiccoli?