The Stand: Part 4
In Your Cup

AntiEBA:
"Heh heh heh... whew! After eating the fleshy remains of our dead, I feel kind of stupid discovering the Waffle House behind that hill..."
Occupant:
Sure I recorded the phone calls, but I would have told Monica if she had asked. 
HanoverF:
"Stu, Stu, They haven't been making you bunk with Rob too, have they? Laws yes, thats the same face I used to make!"

BuckFifty:
Whenever he's not cruisin' the beat, Suicide Squirrel shed his fur and hits the gym. *chitter* "C'mon baby, two more! Give me two more!" *oook* *pant* *pant*
JediClone:
no visibility. no traction. no way to tell which way your going or how long you've been there. The kind of road the Koogah was built for!
kilroy105:
Who says public witch dunking's passé? 

Artanas:
"Okay okay, I'll eat the friggin Amplebrowniecrustys...lemme down" How about the Amplestickybuns? "Just kill me"
HanoverF:
"The Amplestickbuns.... have turned!" *GASP*
MirandaRamsey:
Has just been amplestickybunned. 

Angel_Noir:
"Towel? Check. Speedos? Check. Blistex? Fuck!"
icabod:
Look out for that bottomless pit! ... oops. 
Tumbler:
"The only true friend I ever had ... was my old pal gonorrhea."

Artanas:
And now back to "Free Psychic Beatings" with your host, Frank Booth... "Alright you sonsabitches, who wants some?!!" 
E_B_A:
"Great party, Art! Thanks for the complimentary facehugger. Mind if I crash here until my chest erupts?"
Occupant:
Little Tina learns the hard way that when Daddy says "Be quiet back there or you can walk home." he means it.

BuckFifty:
Margot gives us the lowdown on Wishmaster 4: Bubbles, bubbles everywhere. "Well, it was tough wearing the turkey skin for 9 hours a day..."
JediClone:
Tonight on Interstellar Alliance Bloopers And Practical Jokes... "Ha ha ha! G'Kar, you sick bastard!"
HanoverF:
"Fucked by the Devil" never really caught on to be the competition for "Touched by an Angel" that ABC hoped it would be. 

MirandaRamsey:
Man, kleenex and lotion right out in the open. Hallelujah! It's Clinton's America! 
Tumbler:
"I hate needles." - "Well, how's the Plasma Mary?" - "Great ... got any celery?"
Occupant:
Isn't that the way it goes? You're late for an appointment and get stuck behind an Alanis Morrisette video. 

Artanas:
Woe unto the enemy when Suicide Squirrel hops into the Cashew Cart... *chitter chatter yeeee*
AntiEBA:
Disney erects a new feature in the theme park: Mock Christ. Yep... screw those Southern Baptists! 
icabod:
"What izthat yusay? I am wisen yet decayed?" ... 

AntiEBA:
"Hi Artanas... I'm here to fulfill your wildest fantasies... first let me undo this... *ZZZZZZZIP!* Hi gang!" "Sheets! You bastard!"
Artanas:
Dammit EBA, I'll never get that brimstone stench out of the sofa! "Want another brownie?" Keen! 
HanoverF:
"Art, baby, your my very own Truman show. Sleep tight sweetums!"