Ultraboris Karloff's "Thriller"

HanoverF:
"Some Ultra Cheese, if you please. I'm on my knees." *wiggles nose* 
keogh:
"I say, Muffy! Do we like scary movies?" "Oh, I rather think not, Roger!" "Sorry, old man, best of luck." >CLICK<
Artanas:
Here to stare at Shania Twain take the stage at the Grammys...four billy-club hits to the head later... 

keogh:
"The psychic told me you were Mr. Excuses! I'm gonna fix that here and now! Then I'll call and ask her about my boss..." 
MirandaRamsey:
"Looks like we made it, look how far we've come my baby..." (Shania Twain's true relationship with Mutt.) 
TGoodchild:
"It's a strong political statement to kidnap my senator, gag him, and strip him nude! It clearly says, 'I am dissatisfied with domestic fiscal policy!" 

HanoverF:
Udo says "It's StokTablos... StockTableou... StackTabuly... Dam it!"
Artanas:
"Sir, I really must insist that this meeting be adjourned due to Jenkins' sudden bout of gastrointestinal discomfort *BWAP* see?!"
Scypha:
*BWAP!* "Excuse me." "Phew! What died in there?" "Oh, that was my lunch."

kilroy105:
"Must..... lubricate... Al Gore..." 
JediClone:
"HELLO! THIS IS GOD!" "Ye-yeeeeeeeeeeees?" "OH! SORRY. WRONG HOUSE. DO YOU KNOW WHERE MARGOT KIDDER LIVES?" "Ye-eeeeeeeees!"
HanoverF:
.oO(Creepy how the mouth of that Tor Johnson Bust seems to follow me around the room. Gah!) 

Artanas:
"Do you like the Clark Kent look Art? Watch as I whip the spectacles off and jiggle my gonads in your general direction. My 'ultra' love for you, you see" 
BuckFifty:
"I tell you Brice, that damn squirrel is on to our operation..." *chitter* "Oh shit! A raid! GET OUTTA HERE!" *ook* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* 
HanoverF:
"You're not trying to shove monkies in the pencil sharpener again, are you Bill?!" 

BuckFifty:
"Well hello there little vaseline jar! What are you doing all tucked away in my pocket like that? Oh yeah, I remember. That bathroom in Cairo... *drooling* 
kilroy105:
"Uh, honey? Rob Lowe's taping us in super closeup again..."
Mr13:
It finally happened, Margot had been caught by her arch nemesis. 

Artanas:
Meanwhile, on Stephen King's 'Stealthy Ride, Damn Evil' 
keogh:
"Taxi! Follow that car!" "Sure, buddy, what's the rush?" "Well, it's obviously a big ride, but I couldn't tell if it rode smooth."
JediClone:
Shatner had a hell of a time taming his toupe in Obedience School. To make matters worse, it wasnt even housebroken.

keogh:
Easily Distracted Bank Teller: "All the money in the till? Sure, mister, only don't hurt me. I've got a wife and ki...hey, you punks! That pen's on a chain for a reason!"
Mr13:
"ANDY! AUNT BEE SAYS DONT FORGET THE K-Y JELLY AND THE SPATULA!!"
Artanas:
"Mmmm, yes, a very painful purple nurple aye? Go along, fuck along. Gooddamnnight Artanas"