Ultraboris
Karloff's "Thriller"
keogh: We here at the Caption This! site have come full circle...in a car that's a BIG RIDE, and FEELS SMOOTH! Vive la automobile! Take 'er 'round again! |
Seltaeb: "Big ride? Feels smooth? You're darn tootin'! All new 1957 Chevrolets are as wide as 1 1/2 traffic lanes for unprecedented control!" |
Artanas: "We're levitating Harold!" "Ofcourse we are Marge! Big ride, feels smooth! Swear ta gawd!" |
Occupant: Hello. I'm Boris Karloff. welcome to my video seminar "How to Win Friends and REALLY Influence People" |
AntiEBA: "A fellah can get used to almost anything. Watch me cram this guy's entire body into my ear!" |
HanoverF: Touched By Polanski was a big hit over in Europe, wonder why it never gets on air over here... |
MirandaRamsey: Oh, for heaven's sake, just strip down and pour chemicals all over your breasts. |
JediClone: Jillian. Leo. Enjoys scowling and faking sick days. Doesn't know what a 'shant' is, but she's pretty sure she doesn't have one. |
icabod: "The death of your daughter is really tragic, and all, but I REALLY gotta PEE!" |
tadpole: "Wow, those mail order bastards charged me $12.75 shipping for the buttless chaps and the life-like love doll...What is the world coming to?" |
keogh: At keoghland International Airport: "Honey, when does our flight..." "Train." "...train? ...leave?" "Half past...Sylvia?" "Gladys, but you can upgrade." |
Seltaeb: I don't envy Kate Moss' gynecologist one bit. |
Artanas: "Listen! If I rub my legs together...chirp chirp chirp!!!" "Okay miss Kidder, come out with your hands up!" "Chirp chirp chirp" "Now!" *silence* |
Occupant: "Depressed, Bill?" "Yup." "Well, isn't it lucky I happen to have my hookah?" "You ALWAYS 'happen to have' your hookah, Ralph." "Be prepared, that's my motto!" |
HanoverF: "My Name is Friday, My Partner is in the Suitcase, I'm Getting the Hell Outta Town!" |
